Super Diaper Baby- Up & Away!!!!!

I think I'm wittier in real life.

Anyway, My boss is out on vacation the entire next week. She and her family are going to Aruba (ahh, the good life), whilst I stay behind. Now, seeing as though I am her assistant, I wont have much to do since she is not here. I mean, she's a big shot so there are going to be meeting requests, phone calls, general upkeep of her paperwork. But that's small potatoes. I will be bored out of my mind. Any suggestions on how to pass time?

I mean, do I really need to be here from 9-5:30 when she's not? I will be staring at the wall.

"Where's my wine?"
On Thursday I have an obgyn appointment. I haven't had an internal exam since I gave birth. I only went in a few weeks after giving birth to check on the healing of my stitches (from the c-section) and the DR informed me that he couldn't do an internal until at least 2 months have passed. So, I of course wait until 4 months. I am so tired. When do I have time to go?

I asked my husband to come along and to bring the girls with him to my appointment. I want my Dr. to see them. He was the best. He gave me sanity when I needed it as I lay on that hospital bed full of doubts and fears.

He was also the one to send me to my fertility doctor.

We had a GREAT relationship, we always made each other laugh and were quite sarcastic with one another. It was also awesome that he delivered me. This doesn't happen much when you go to a OBGYN practice, whoever is on call is who delivers you. He happen to have been there on his shift when I went into labor.

When I was recovering from the c-section, as I was hyped up on drugs, he said I owed him two bottles of wine (one for each girl). I remembered this (by some grace of GD) and bought him two bottles. As he walked into the exam room, he looked at me and said "Where's my wine?" and I handed it over.

My mom's best friend also goes to him, and they were discussing me a few weeks ago. She assured him that the girls were doing fine and he was extremely relieved. So that is why I want to bring the girls there for him to see. I think the girls need to being him a gift. Any suggestions on what they should bring?

"I like your coat"

I think I may have inadvertently hit on a co-worker (one who I had never met before). We were both in the elevator and I glanced at her. She was wearing the most kick-ass coat I have ever seen. I looked at her and complimented her on the jacket. She told me she got it a few months ago. I looked at it up and down and said "I like it". I think it came across as sexual. Which, I didn't mean to, since she isn't my type (that is, if I were into women. But even if I was I wouldn't find her attractive).There was a weird silence. I stepped off the elevator.


Twin Duty
I am not looking forward to tonight. My husband works Saturdays and that means Mommy is on "twin duty" for most of the night/ next day. Its hard to do it alone. But at least I get to spend some quality time with the girls. I love getting them out of their cribs in the morning. As I pick them up from their cribs, they stretch in my arms, it is the cutest thing in the world! Soleil curls up into a ball and makes a pouty face. I switched their formula to soy yesterday- hopefully it will help them with their digestion problems. They are so opposite. Soleil is always majorly constipated, while Neve's poop comes out so watery and she goes several times a day (after a test, it was determined that it is not caused by an infection, and she's gaining weight, so we're not too concerned).

And for those of you who made it through this blog, I reward you with this picture of Neve:

Super Diaper Baby to the rescue